Color: White, Black, Sport Grey, Sand, Navy, Red, Maroon, Dark Heather, Royal Blue, Light Pink, Charcoal, Forest Green, Military Green, Light Blue, Ash Grey. Non-stitched, classic width, rib collar. Material: 5.3 oz/yd², Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Navy, Heather Red, Tweed (50% cotton, 50% polyester); Sport Grey, Antique Irish Green, Antique Orange, Antique Sapphire (90% Cotton/10% polyester), Ash (99% Cotton/ 1% Polyester), All Others (100% cotton).
I’m Not Drunk Just Pickling My Liver Tee | Unethical Threads
Heavyweight cotton, DTG-printed, and way funnier than whatever excuse you were going to use. It’s heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Not stiff, not flimsy. The kind of shirt you grab first out of the drawer.
Carbon Neutral Since I Stopped Caring Tee | Unethical Threads
It’s a funny graphic tee printed on heavyweight cotton. It’s about the very human experience of caring a lot, getting tired, and choosing peace. No gift receipt needed. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL.
The Earth Is Fine You’re The Problem Tee | Unethical Threads
The Earth Is Fine You’re The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who’s done pretending the planet’s biggest issue isn’t us. Unisex fit, DTG printed, and blunt enough to save you the trouble of explaining your worldview at the cookout.
Pound My Cake Daddy Funny Graphic Tee | Unethical Threads
Wear it, own it, watch the room split. It looks good there, honestly. They will not forget this one. Crew neck, classic cut. People who peak at barbecues and in group chats. The friend everyone’s a little nervous to introduce to new people.
Margarita Blood Type Funny Drinking Tee | Unethical Threads
No guessing sizes (S-4XL, relaxed fit). No wondering if they’ll get it. They’ll get it. They probably already live it. The Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive shirt says what your friends already know, printed on heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver will.
Funny Pound My Cake Daddy Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
A back print that lets everyone behind you know you take your baking (and your innuendos) seriously. Dad humor with just enough plausible deniability to wear around the in-laws. Skip it for anyone who needs the joke explained.
Cinco De Drinko Funny Cinco De Mayo Shirt | Unethical Threads
It says the quiet part out loud on heavyweight black cotton. You already know if this is for you. Cinco de Mayo parties have never been about historical accuracy, and this tee leans all the way into that.
Funny Tequila Shirt, I Identify As Tequila | Unethical Threads
People who made tequila a personality trait and stopped apologizing for it. Crew neck, because even tequila people have standards. Pair it with an actual bottle if you’re feeling generous. Not even close.
Funny Cactus Expert Prick Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
The I’m Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee is Unethical Threads at peak passive-aggressive. Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue paper situation. The design is printed on the back.
