Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL. People who survived a Cinco de Mayo that required an apology text to their own body. This is honest reporting, not fashion. Is This a Good Cinco de Mayo Gift?.
Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Funny Graphic Tee | Unethical Threads
Heavyweight cotton, real DTG print, and the kind of joke that makes your parole officer sigh. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy and you want to prove you actually know the person.
Getting Fried Tomorrow Funny Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
Dark humor, heavyweight cotton, design on the back where your enemies can read it as you leave. Skip the gift card. Heavyweight cotton. Not see-through, not flimsy, and it doesn’t feel like you’re wearing a tissue.
Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas Tee | Unethical Threads
The Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas White Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who’s ever ordered “uno mas” and then tried to narrate their life story in what they believed was fluent Spanish.
Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee | Unethical Threads
The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee from Unethical Threads says what the justice system won’t: those little blinking bracelets have a certain charm. This tee is for anyone who looked at an ankle monitor and thought “accessorize.”.
Funny Margarita Blood Type Tee | Unethical Threads
This is a funny margarita drinking shirt from Unethical Threads that announces your blood type as Margar-Ita Positive. The I’m Not Saying I’m An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee is for anyone whose liver has a longer rap sheet than their actual criminal record.
Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Tee | Unethical Threads
The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee is Unethical Threads’ official uniform for anyone who treats May 5th less like a cultural celebration and more like a personal challenge. Heavyweight cotton.
Funny Tequila Immigration Shirt | Unethical Threads
If you’ve ever ordered a round nobody asked for and felt no guilt about it, this is your uniform. Your tequila might fade the night, but this graphic won’t fade on you. It’s cheaper than a bottle of Don Julio and way more honest than a gift card.
I’m Not A Cactus Expert Funny Tee | Unethical Threads
The I’m Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who identifies pricks faster than succulents. You already know if this is for you. If you’ve ever been told “you didn’t have to say that,” this tee gets you.
Funny I Belong To Mommy Tee (Back Print) | Unethical Threads
The I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who’ve accepted the hierarchy and aren’t even a little sorry about it. Who Actually Wears an I Belong To Mommy Shirt?. Couples love this one.
